Billowy, cumulus, stratus, the clouds were aloft on the open plain. Damper Dan did not understand the highlights of 80’s cloud hair day. He stared in utter unbelief of the urangraphical experience he was observing. Only, if only he had a spectrohelioscope for visual observations.

If Jesus was in danger or just wanted to have fun . He or she would use his or hers Miracle Whip!

Styrofromulus as a Magnum Opus Birthday Card; Happy Birthday April !!!!!!! I love you!

Damper Dan encounters the elusive fainting squirrel. Unfortunately for the squirrel Dan yells “Boo !”

Three months had passed since Damper Dan had acquired “the microwave” by default. Dan had pondered day after day, this electrical oblong cube’s existence. He had waited, it seemed for eternity for this “thing” to do what it expressed on its printed signage; Microwave. “When is it going to wave” thought Dan, “maybe it waves so quick and the micros are so little I have missed it waving the whole time!” Then and just then when all was quiet, Dan and the microwave levitated in the cool kitchen air and just for a second Dan thought he glimpsed a snippet of a micro wave.

Damper Dan and Styrofromulus ring in the Happy New Year of 2013, for one and all. Whee ! What a night.

Big air is all that Damper Dan desired. When he ran over the R in the road, he knew he was free, that America his homeland, would be free of the big R oppression for four more years.

Styrofromulus as Narcissus realizes obliquely he is naturally light.

While out on the trail Damper Dan encounters the 1960’s famous bigfoot. “Oh what a nose, oh what a big toe!” thought Dan. “What a firm footing of reality he must have!” gasp Dan. Then they started an astonishing stare down contest, for hippie bigfoot had never come upon anything as round and weird as Damper Dan.

When Styrofromulus reads he reads in braille. Reposed on his latest tomb he is exicited by an expounded exposition on extrados.